michaelrayjohnson
Michael Ray Johnson
michaelrayjohnson

I like the way you words. Please say more things about stuff.

Yup, because of their appearance and because people tend to believe "herbivore =! not violent" they get grossly underestimated. They are insanely territorial and deceptively fast.

Hippos are fuckin' vicious. I understand more people are killed by hippos every year than crocodiles.

I heard someone say once, that if all that extraterrestrials had available to them in their efforts to understand life on earth were movies and television shows, that they would naturally assume that the human population was 85% white and male, and that the life span of the female was approximately 25 years.

This might be the best thing ever. Now do more.