On a tangent, I fucking LOVE getting really absurdly serious when I’m punishing my 3 year old. I think it’s partly that he doesn’t totally get the words but he gets the facial expression. This is more or less verbatim what I said to him when he was being a jerk about bedtime the other night:

Fucking love Eric Berry.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

I won’t fight you about Blue Door...but I’d throw Red Cow right up there with them. Free burgers on your birthday, too.

Walsh had a scathing retort in mind but he kept hitting the apostrophe key on his keyboard whenever he tried to send it.

Truth? They’re amazing. Not kidding. I was an anti-kid guy when I was younger, but now I wouldn’t trade them for anything. Even with all of the grief and worry and fear, when they crawl up into your lap or score the game winning goal or run to the door when you get home, it’s like freaking crack. There’s no other way…

As a Vikings fan, my experience with Packers fans is the complete opposite... They’re so quick to jump back in the past to recite exactly how many championships they’ve won and their amazing QB play over the years.

They’re insufferable pricks.

Do they get the $10 credit for joining each other?

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

It takes two to make a thing go right....

I met my now-wife at speed dating. Everyone was wearing name tags and I noticed that a couple of the women there were named Carrie or Kari. My wife was the last woman I sat down with, she told me her name, then immediately took of her name tag since the event was ending. We really hit it off, and towards the end I…

Gimme gritty and scrappy any day. Gritty and scrappy is how you win the big one. That’s why I’m proud to be Bernie or Bust: The Little Socialist with the Big Heart. That is also why I’m a diehard Buck Showalter loyalist. “Always bet on Buck’s gut feelings,” is what I always say. I sure hope the O’s go all the way this…

+ $2.

Gee, I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Rickie.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.