to be fair, its hard to make anything but a terrible movie when basing on a a pile of shit as god forsaken as that book was.

so this is going to be a dark introspective take on the fantastic 4?

Dr Doom is strapped to a table! Giant pillar of blue light! That is conflict and mystery by the bucket full!

I am happy to complain about this, but I'll probably torrent it anyway.

Hangin freys every day

So my new theory is that the show runners realized that ASOS is the high point of the series and nothing that follows matches it, and therefore decided to mess up the climaxes and pacing so next season doesn't look as unfocused and boring by comparison.

Don't call shae a whore, I might have just strangled her to death for sleeping with you, but I'm going to draw the line there.

He rode through the streets of the city,
down from his hill of high,
O’er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles,
he rode to a woman’s sigh.
For she was his secret treasure,
she was his shame and his bliss.
And a chain and a keep are nothing,
compared to a woman’s kiss.
For hands of gold are always cold,
but a woman’s hands…

"Making the world a better place through blood mediated exothermic branch prediction and smoke monsters"

20 minutes of that is just going to be a long hold on Tywin.

As the only literate watchman, the books say whatever Sam wants them to say.
#TarlyForLordCommander

you mean supporting character rolling forward, right?

When did Sam become the biggest badass on the wall?

More importantly, why was there no flaming mammoth running around?

Really? because I'm pretty sure the reviewer is getting paid to write an experts review.

Stannis doesn't show up until during Johns parley with Mance, I think it would have been a mistake to shorten this episode to cram all of those events into the end.J Ending on on John walking out alone, probably to his death, was a great emotional character moment that put a nice cap on the episode.

Also who was that arrow'd guy with sam?

this review really makes me miss that one time Miles did the review here.

I'm 100% sure that the VPoT&A agrees with you.

It's all setup for next season when Hot Pie teams up with Nymeria