“I am deeply embarrassed by my comments and that I allowed myself to fall for Greenpeace’s deception,”

I am deeply embarrassed... I allowed myself to fall for Greenpeace’s deception.

A kilogram of bananas (roughly seven bananas) currently costs roughly $45 in North Korea

That sums it up nicely.

Think about it. He’s gone from total freedom and a job where he’s licensed to do all kinds of things the rest of us can’t - speed, get physical with people, pull guns on them, etc, etc - to a life where he has no power, no authority, no human contact, and sits in a tiny cell 23 hours a day. That does not look like…

As someone working in mental health and who’s often careful in assigning labels, this is as perfect of a case study as you can get on Antisocial traits for someone who’s not even examined. The sadism and lack of empathy present... 

Fuck his condolences. That is the dead-eyed expression of a sociopath. I’m sure he’s scared shitless about his new reality, 23 hours a day in isolation for the foreseeable future. 

What are the chances the malware is sponsored in some way by the MPAA or RIAA?

That said, the RavPower and Aukey products I’ve purchased are way higher quality and long-lasting than most of the 3rd party garbage on Amazon.

Shouldn’t they send back specs on the aliens and the aliens’ weapons? Add in a few of their best scientists and pre-develop better armor & weapons? Ramp up production a decade or two before the invasion? Seems like sending back for wise-cracking cannon fodder wouldn’t be the best approach.

1500 of them came back to brood as they have done for hundreds of years peacefully in the place they have always done so successfully and some jack hole destroys the ritual with one thoughtless act. These aren’t “fighting” birds, they follow the flock and they could not predict some selfish bastard couldn’t be kind or…

If a suspect is found, authorities plan to pursue misdemeanor criminal charges related to the needless destruction of eggs or nests, the harassment of wildlife, and the use of a drone in a closed ecological reserve, according to the outlet.

When I got my vaccine I was given a choice of bandaids. 5¢ tops.

Tammy is easier than that.... its Bemidji after all. 

Ope. Gonna scoot right by ya for sum heard immunity.

I guess next pandemic, instead of getting my vaccine as early as possible, I'll wait so I get some swag.

Get your vaccine between now and June 30th and Tammy from Bemidji might let you go to second base.

Not only should long distance charges for calls within the same country just not exist anymore, but prisoners should have the ability to talk to their lawyer or families for free for a specific amount of time each month.

Right now, EA execs are holding an emergency all-hands meeting to figure out how to do the same.

Ha...live action micro-transactions. Only Disney