Clearly the cause was aliens. We were getting too close.

I’m beginning to think that Trump legitimately believes that this is how business works; saying a bunch of lies and then making the lies superficially true enough that people believe them, and then “cashing out” by recouping less than what someone else gave you to put in, and leaving someone else holding the bag and…

Is it big enough to house an indoor golf course and a casino?

I foresee a class action lawsuit in Robinhood’s future.

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

I never considered a moment of paying $30 for Mulan which I was looking forward to, this which I decried is getting my $20 first weekend and it’s all because of that shot of Nancy.

How is this not extortion? Telling a company they are cut off from the market unless kick backs go to the Walton family that Trump is friends with?

It’s remarkable that someone who was referred to by one of her former employees as “the worst person that I’ve ever met in my life” was able to maintain her persona as the “nicest person on television” for so many years. I guess that’s Hollywood, baby?

It must be so confusing to be a Trump supporter..... Is COVID19 no big deal, and wearing masks is for losers and whiners, or do we all need to line up and get the vaccine which DJT so valiantly delivered before the election? Do I believe that he has only the highest respect for soldiers or veterans, or that John…

The thing is Trump isn’t encouraging civil war. At least not on an ideological level. No, that would take some actual strategy, which we know he has no capability for. This is worse. He doesn’t care about any of this. His only interest is in staying in the WH. Doesn’t matter who gets hurt or killed. It only matters…

Yeah, I got halfway through the article before realizing that I was thinking of Bella Hadid and had no idea who Bella Thorne is.

How is she a mainstream face, if no one, but gossip sites heard of her?

She was using the site for the purpose it was designed for, “stars” to sell exclusive content to fans who’ll pay.

Yeah, she wasn’t there for research or to destigmatize anything. She was there to make a quick buck without doing anything “shameful” like selling nudity—really dropping the ball on the whole “destigmatize” part, huh?

I have no idea who this awful woman is, but sometimes a person’s Twitter handle tells you everything you need to know. Even if it didn’t...yeah, she sounds just awful.

“We will no longer try to force you to use Internet Explorer. Now we will try to force you to use Edge.”

It’s not a groundbreaking revelation, but it’s good to see it confirmed. Also, you assumed correctly, but a lot of people actually chimed in defending the daughters because they believed their laughable “I had no idea!” act. When it comes to pretty people, the public is infinitely gullible. 

I just assumed with the staged photos this was obvious?

I’m all for snark but come on, every single article I’ve seen on here lately is just shitting on people. The cast of Pitch Perfect (a movie I enjoyed, please don’t come for me) raised $5,000 for singing for a few minutes. They are literally (probably) at home doing nothing and they managed to raise $5,000. If I could…