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What an incredibly invasive and creepy thing to ask. Also creepy-the principal claims there were “parents who are proud of the school for taking a stand to ensure prom is an encouraging, wholesome event.” aka parents who were totally fine with their girls being treated like objects that needed monitoring. 

This has been pointed out to Jez writers before but they conveniently ignore it because it doesn’t fit their irrational-hatred-of-Pete-Davidson agenda. Nor does the fact that with his mental health issues, it makes sense for him to have a close relative living nearby. 

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”

It’s one of those rich people sports that ordinary folks have never heard much about (except once every four years in the Olympics), and therefore, wouldn’t know enough about to wonder how that kid made the team. It’s like schools with sailing teams. Would an average college sports fan know what a typical sailing

I still don’t get why you’d choose ROWING of all things when people that row competitively have very obvious physical indications that they row.

Me! On my way home, I’ll periodically pick up a burrito at the Chipotle near Davis Square where I transfer from the T to my bus. There are even a number of excellent locally owned restaurants nearby where I could get a significantly better meal for a comparable price. I feel like I should be ashamed of myself, but

Its almost like she has a privilege... 

wait wait wait THIS WASN’T THE FIRST TIME HE’S DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. THEN WHY IS HE STILL WORKING THERE???

Please, do NOT tempt me.............

Can Jezebel do a feature where you review a different DCOM every so often? Preferably starting with Zenon the Zrilogy or Brink!?

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

I know I read that and was like wut.

“I am not as comfortable with this one as the last one.”

Women got little to no prenatal care in Utah, and in one house slept on mattresses laid on bare floors in what one shocked adoptive family described as a “baby mill,” according to court documents.

I ran a marathon last weekend (completed it without injury but my pace was sloooow and not even close to a Boston qualifying time); one of the homemade signs along the way was a picture of Aunt Becky and text that read "I CAN GET YOU INTO BOSTON". Lolz

Insider sources tell me that when she was approached by the prosecutor, she asked to speak the manager.

California repealed their Son of Sam law and passed a revised version in 2002 stating you’re allowed to write a book, but that your victims or their families (if there are any, and if the crime you committed was a “serious felony” such as murder) are allowed to sue for part of the profits.

I thought criminals weren’t allowed to profit off their crimes or is that only a New York thing?

Elizabeth Warren should use this guy and others like him as an example for why her 2% wealth tax on hundred millionaires and billionaires wouldn’t be in the least detrimental to them. They could pay the tax and still live like this if they wanted. It kills me when I see people who make a hundred grand a year or less

Interesting that they’re saying he “looks amazing” because they were REALLY playing up that “frail old man” thing during the trial.