“It’s going to be just fine ... And, we’re, we have it totally under control ... It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”

“Dark Sky Joins Dark Side, Is No Longer the Android App You’re Looking For”

They buried the lede on this one.

I’m beginning to wonder if I’m the only person who loves this show but doesn’t see the hype for this song at all. It’s not an earworm for me whatsoever, and most of the lyrics don’t exactly push the boat out, for instance:

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

What an incredibly invasive and creepy thing to ask. Also creepy-the principal claims there were “parents who are proud of the school for taking a stand to ensure prom is an encouraging, wholesome event.” aka parents who were totally fine with their girls being treated like objects that needed monitoring. 

This has been pointed out to Jez writers before but they conveniently ignore it because it doesn’t fit their irrational-hatred-of-Pete-Davidson agenda. Nor does the fact that with his mental health issues, it makes sense for him to have a close relative living nearby. 

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”

And maybe we can have Google Chrome instead of Safari. It’s nice to have choices.

These are the stupidest motherfuckers in a story loaded with stupid motherfuckers. It’s one thing to scam and be dumb enough to attract the attention of local police and such, but with USPS involved? Everybody is looking at extremely long sentences that they will have to serve 95% of.. Homegirl up there is looking at…

You underestimate the capacity of SAP or ORACLE to convert cash into suffering.

It’s one of those rich people sports that ordinary folks have never heard much about (except once every four years in the Olympics), and therefore, wouldn’t know enough about to wonder how that kid made the team. It’s like schools with sailing teams. Would an average college sports fan know what a typical sailing…

I still don’t get why you’d choose ROWING of all things when people that row competitively have very obvious physical indications that they row.

They should just throw a bunch of marbles in the middle and let them fight it out

Colombia has none of the constraints or threat of predators hippos traditionally have to contend with

Me! On my way home, I’ll periodically pick up a burrito at the Chipotle near Davis Square where I transfer from the T to my bus. There are even a number of excellent locally owned restaurants nearby where I could get a significantly better meal for a comparable price. I feel like I should be ashamed of myself, but…

So all that’s left is for some watery bint to lob a scimitar at him, and the prophecy will be complete.

I’ll be that geek who points out that The Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. Arthur breaks the sword he pulled out of the stone in a battle, and later the “Lady of the Lake” gives him Excalibur.

I received one a few weeks ago that had my full name, address, and the name of my father and sister. I didn’t reply but a few hours later they sent me what was clearly an automated script, along the lines of “you can’t talk me out of it, I’m going to report you to the police and send them to [address]” etc. like it…

Its almost like she has a privilege...