Jonah Hill Is Getting Married Before You

I have two things : First, I’m sure Stamos doesn’t understand how lying and bribing people to get into college is a crime. College isn’t anything that was ever on his radar. I’m sure it is inconceivable to him that getting into a school is difficult or that for every unqualified person that gets in, a qualified person…

John Stamos’s entire purpose in life since he was 19, has been to show up, look pretty (which, job VERY well done there, sir), and spout some cheesy tag lines that pass for basic cable-level humor... and perhaps ride that nostalgia wave into the sunset. I don’t think that critical thinking skills or even a general…

Can you Brits finally just accept that these people are not special and their only accomplishment is to have won the genepool lottery? Just take their ill-gotten money and make them fly coach like everybody else.

And five bucks says that the Siamese cats will not be featured in song, if featured at all.

I loved your comment even though I disagree.  I don’t think you can tell Tramp’s age just by looking at him and how DARE you call him less attractive!  LOL.

I mean, she fully committed to the lie, meaning she had to coax her kids to participate in sham photo shoots and whatnot, which seems like a lot more trouble than simply scratching off a check and having a few meetings with administrators to help build a facility for students or even just give a little something for…

The reason there’s no “Laughlin/Gianulli Tennis Court” is that rather than make a clear philanthropic contribution like that, they opted to spend their money creating photoshop pictures of their kids in sports they don’t play and bribing coaches in those sports.

And someone cared to prop the bike before rushing over to her?

Had a friend in college who skidded off the road on a motorcycle. I was into photography at the time so she asked me to take pictures of her injuries to submit to the insurance company. She did not look like this. Think cheese grater on skin.

My dad was an ER doc and I wish I could show him this picture and tell him “she says she fell off a motorcycle.” He’d laugh his ass off.

To add a little second-hand first responder knowledge:

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Seriously this is why everyone hates my generation...

Amazing how the bike stood itself back up on the kickstand. Or that his first instinct was to stand it back up...

Yeah, I have a friend who had to bail off her scooter going about 25 and she was wearing all her protective gear, and she still had bruises and scrapes covering her entire body, she was black with bruises for a month! I don’t buy this. 

For real. Also, on top of the stupid focus on the water, neither of the helmets in the “crash” photo match her helmet in the previous photo. And she was only sore the next day? Fucking no road rash or bruises or grass stains(crashing on a bicycle will give you hella road rash, so you’re going to be banged up good on a…

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.

If she’d slid over the concrete dressed like that, her bare arms, chest and back would look like raw meat. There is no way this isn’t staged.

How lucky her motorcycle crashed during the golden hour.