Velcro shoes are a thing again? I remember when I learned suddenly and violently in high school that they were lame.

You know it’s never going to be obvious enough. This is the man who dropped “Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything” as an endorsement of sexual entitlement/assault and it was handwaved away as harmless locker room talk.

OF COURSE R. Kelly lives at Trump Tower. 

So I decided to read up on this because honestly I don’t trust Taylor Swift. In my eyes she’s the paragon of manipulative feminism. She’s only a supporter when it benefits her and her outing by KimK just confirmed to me what I was suspicious about all along.

They couldn’t protect a student, but they can spend $60K on pr.  I hope the family bankrupts the school.  

I mean she looks like she could be Erika Jayne’s sister and I mean that in a way that is very flattering to Erika’s surgeon but certainly shade upon Tara’s. It’s unreal. I almost choked on my water when I read this was in celebration for her 21st birthday like oh my god honey STOP this is not good

Posted this elsewhere the other day...

He looks like a big toe SMH

Okay but she looks at least 30...? 

I think I’m just going to straight up start murdering people for using the phrase “clap back.”  Really I see no other course.

I will eat my fucking hat if the number of people owning Airpods and fucking in them is actually 17%.  That’s definitely a fake fucking study.

What about tackling and strangling someone? Maybe that’s not a sex offense, but surely tackling and strangling someone is against the law, whether you masturbate on them or not? How did he not get jail time for that?

Thanks - I’ll have it on your desk by Monday. Working title:

It’s also okay to point out when that critique is disingenuous and poorly argued.

But that’s not really what was done here 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Of course it’s okay to critique a song... but maybe if you’re gonna do it try to have a better argument than

Counterargument: Taylor Swift is fucking cool?

honestly, it’s like yall are just out there desperately trying to find something to complain about. the song is a great step for her and it’s fun and catchy. so yes, you are a bad faith critic, whatever that means.

and, it’s hard to take a threat serious when the grammar is bad

He’s got that dad strength.