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Is it really that much of a “nightmare” to tell people they can’t stay for free at your hotel? Just come up with a form email to copy and paste, ffs. Something like “If you would like to make a reservation, here is the link to our website.” What the hell is there to lose by doing that?’

When I hear Instagram (or any online) Influencer, I think entitled fame hound...unemployed, of course.

It’s nothing like Destiny so no idea what in the world you’re talking about or why you’re going on a rant. Its like you didn’t even attempt to read the article.

Also, with the option to nuke the fuck out of rivals brings with it the ultimate in griefing tactics. Why not just build a settlement around a nuclear missile silo to prevent others from using it?

I feel great sympathy for the families, but those “what if...” questions will do nothing but make you crazy. What if my loved one had a cold that night and stayed home? What if he had been standing somewhere else? What if the security guard had shot the assailant? You can’t rewind time and change the events. No

They should sue the state of Florida instead, for allowing guns to be so easily accessible.

Wait...wait..wait, so the lawsuit is claiming they wanted unspecialised beat police officers to storm a crowded and dark nightclub full of civilians guns blazing in the hopes that in the crossfire they might kill the gunman when said gunman had already claimed to have a suicide vest and explosives...

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

She was choking on her lies - not a tear in sight.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

He can’t be corrupt, he’s obsessed with money, covers everything in gold and has a constant need for money.

Remember when Trumpanzees shrieked that Trump couldn’t be corrupt because he was a “billionaire”?

A total and complete coincidence! Nothing to see here, people. Look, over there! A libbrul who did something unethical!

I don’t like her music, but dammit if I do like her.

LOOK DIPSHIT, THE WOMAN WAS SPEAKING NOT-ENGLISH! NOT EVERYONE WENT TO SOME FANCY LIBERAL COLLEGE WHERE THEY TEACH YOU TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMEONE SPEAKING MEXICAN AND SOMEONE SPEAKING CANADIAN. FOR ALL HE KNEW, SHE SNUCK OVER FROM MONTREAL. HE’S A REAL WORKING MAN, NOT AN IVORY TOWER LIBERAL THAT CAN TELL

The border search rule provides greater powers for circumventing the search and seizure protections, but not the Equal Rights protections of the 14th amendment. You still can’t racially profile American citizens in conducting otherwise legal searches under the border protection exception.

Imagine if they had been speaking French.

“It has nothing to do with [racial profiling],” he responds. “It’s the fact that it has to do with [defines racial profiling].”