Another traumatized child thanks to dad’s need for a second dick. I still think about the 9 YO who shot dead her gun instructor with an Uzi (if that is not spelled right, who cares?) all because her parents probably wanted cool Facebook photos of their daughter. Guns are stupid. Yes. All of them.

Good baby with a gun, something something, thoughts & prayers.

She’s very lucky to have been arrested in Australia and not Morocco.

I’d like to buy a vowel.

that 18 year old being terrified of Cash Me? priceless

I am ROLLING watching that 9 year old act hard! It’s never not funny, tbqh.

This is just making me really miss the series on banana-related beef among vegan youtube stars.

Okay but actually where are her parents? I might just be old and out of it (I mean, I definitely am), but this seems like in the realm of justifying involving CPS. It’s probably too late for the teenagers but can we send Lil Tay to live on a farm in Vermont with stern parental figures and no internet for a few years?

Never forget.

That was your takeaway from the article?

that’s it - i am officially old. all of these suck.

Kongtroversy.

I for one can’t wait for something, ANYTHING, to happen. my liver and kidneys can’t take any more abuse.

The Rock is still talking about running for President of these United States.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

I used to think she was the reasonable one but fuck her.

When I read CEO of Cheddar I assumed it was like the guy that runs the Cheez-Its factory, and was curious why they gave him a TV show.

If you decline in the opposite direction, isn’t that rising?