What could possibly go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s totally his fault.

It’s not his fault, really, but Rick Santorum is the smarmiest-looking dude this side of Joel Osteen. He could be the intellectual love child of Ta-Nehisi Coates and Pope Francis and I’d still want to cold-cock him just for looking the way he does.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

The institution of cheerleading is stupid enough, but to pretend that NFL cheerleaders are anything more than go-go dancers with pom-poms is even more ludicrous. It couldn’t be more obvious if they were in cages suspended from the Superdome roof.

I don’t mean to brag or anything but since I’ve been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack on repeat for a week I’m KIND of an expert on political duels now.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but if President Toughguy was in a physical fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

I’m suddenly reminded of the South Park episode where Cartman talks about kicking ass for 25 minutes, then bursts into whiny fat-boy tears after one punch in the arm. Anybody remember his opponent?

Meth Damon

They probably deleted her for saying she did cam work..

They said pegged.

or a news-pegged traffic surge, like the recent rise in Stormy Daniels searches.

$30 billion?????!!!!#$%#$@

She is the GOAT when it comes to the game. The bad stuff doesn’t stick to her and the good is plied so skillfully. I don’t care one way or another about her acting skills, but I just adore watching her play the Hollywood/press game.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

The only thing that surprised me while reading this is the fact Lena Dunham is involved in another series when Girls was terrible enough.

Wait... he has The Carter V?!

Even Pittsburgh has moved on, they’ve started to bring in more tech companies.