does sarah think they are kneeling on the flag?

They’re definitely going for the Gelfling look from The Dark Crystal.

I was thinking the same damn thing - they both look REAL beat. I am 31, and I can honestly say on my worst day I don’t look nearly as Keith Richards as they do.

“Have you read Harry Potter? I’m a big fan. Have you seen my fashion line? They inspired it.

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

How many fucking last chances are we gonna have to sit through with the GOP Healthcare bullshit. They say it’s dead after much dramatic fanfare and last minute voting, we breathe a sigh of relief and then a few months later they come back with something even worse. This thing has more lives than Jason, Freddie Kruger…

Porsches and heroin, I think? Neither should be relevant to fourteen-year-olds, I also think.

This is a child. A CHILD.

14 year olds rapping about “white horse,” smdh.

Let me be clear, she clearly has had breast implants for a while, lip and butt injections. I hope no one is disputing this.

1) I wonder what it is like to be pregnant with implants. Breast, butt, whatever. 2) her face really reminds me of Drew Barrymore in that picture.

I don’t get it, either. But I also didn’t think the runner up was all that great, either. I mean, she’s cute but still young and has room to grow.

My wife is super into this show and makes me watch it so I can say that this kid is incredibly talented. That said... 3 ventriloquists have won this show?? Like, that’s the talent America finds so impressive!? This seems bananas to me.

Reenactment of the event:

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

And by “ripped”, you obviously mean “Zero body fat but no messy muscles that might ruin the line of a size 4 gown or distract with overly broad shoulders or arms.”

Jessie Graff was robbed. Dye her hair black and she is Lara Croft.

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

Dirt road, multiple gunshots... Sounds more like he ran into some cartel members who didn’t want him taking pictures of the area. Poor guy.