"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

But....actual 8-bit TMNT exists ...

The press conference was really authentic, because Pete Carroll played the role of a crazed man who stormed the podium and yelled "9/11 was an inside job!".

Stand up for Michael Brown...by stealing a forty. I hate this element. They don't give two shits about Michael Brown or any of the bigger issues here. Instead, they chose to vandalize minority owned businesses and to loot.

There's a long history of orphanages taking children whose parents cannot afford to care for them (I'm aware of this happening in Korea but am sure it happens elsewhere too). Unfortunately, this does mean that kids with parents who love them get adopted and shipped halfway across the world. Terrible.

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

If Adrian Peterson was suspended without pay for failing to show remorse, shouldn't Roger Goodell receive the same sentence for the same reason?

This is some Volvo Trucks-level confidence in their product quality right here.

Ugh being broke is the worst

Ugh being broke is the worst

This is gold.

"Ariana Grande screams whenever she is thirsty."

So like a parakeet or a newborn?

TL;DR: Author can't get over perceived slight, becomes terrifying stalker.

Well, that explains why the blogger was anonymous. Because apparently authors are fucking nuts.

BWAH HA HA HA HA!

I'm pretty sure there was an engine here a second ago.

Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:

Heh heh. The article was written by a guy named TORCHinsky.