Quit jk rowlin... We know what you're about. For long the woman has had a strong grip on her mans balls.

I saw something about a cross post from Jez too? The world is coming to an end today

Sounds like this guy is about to blow up under the pressure...

First off ouch wtf who thinks of this shit. Secondly, <— video .. I think we can lay this theory to rest reason being if you have seen this south park episode we know that if balls can be used as a "hopity hop" then they can withstand much duress.

Can we build it? YES WE CAN

Keeping it classy, nothing to see here.

Damn. I guess it's time to start giving a shit for free internet.

All that's missing is some music to let kids know you're ready. What better than the icecream truck from a past article?

I laughed so hard at work my director even asked what was going on I had to show him after reading the pizza vending machine this is priceless. Hearted sir. hahahaha

Moonshinin' some hand sanitizer in the elementary school bathroom brb.

TBH I did kind of giggle after reading this comment haha

Had a previous comment.. After reading comments below that she specifically didn't give you permission to use this.. I would be watching out for the lawyers on this one. Good luck Sam.

Women hacked lottery to win on two tickets is all I see here. What a bunch of jibberish.. Why can't I have this much luck

I'm in Minnesota :-( they're now where around here.

All I want for christmas is $250K for my kidney err i mean two front teeth

I think we can all agree there is only one person who can help here.. Maybe with some help of 5 random teenagers

Well I know someone who would be very proud of this day.

ahh beat me to it! Thought exactly the same thing lol. You win firsties

Would it be appropriate for myself and our entire IT team to do a winner take all race down the hallways of one of our hospitals or do you think that would be inappropriate in front of patients? I wonder if it would help their recovery seeing something so humorous?

Need only listen to the first 15 seconds to get the point. All I could think about reading this entire article