I'm in Minnesota :-( they're now where around here.

All I want for christmas is $250K for my kidney err i mean two front teeth

I think we can all agree there is only one person who can help here.. Maybe with some help of 5 random teenagers

Well I know someone who would be very proud of this day.

ahh beat me to it! Thought exactly the same thing lol. You win firsties

Would it be appropriate for myself and our entire IT team to do a winner take all race down the hallways of one of our hospitals or do you think that would be inappropriate in front of patients? I wonder if it would help their recovery seeing something so humorous?

Need only listen to the first 15 seconds to get the point. All I could think about reading this entire article

Boom Baby!!

Suppose I could use an upgrade.. My previous model is getting a little worn and old.

Epic meal time the Japanese edition? Obviously no jack wtf is wrong with him!

Instagram virus/malware you say? Better cover up and get a shot of this on instagram asap. Oh wait..

I found the comment amusing and apparently another starred person did. Who knows :-)

If I could star you sir I would lol.

I'll have to admit I had to re-look up the quote because it was so funny.. " If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak…

Followed by this lol

As soon as I saw the words "gas" and "bad ideas" my mind wandered a bit and I instantly thought of this.

Finally.. I knew the day would come something would come out to pair with my mug. I'm dishing out justice with the mug and (privacy) protection with the other. Evil doers beware, this isn't a business meeting you want to be apart of.

Yes this makes total sense. Since explosives are found everywhere in the natural habitat versus trucks which are not. I get it.

Eh as a person who has rented from a landlord at a house that was clearly haunted.. I can see both sides of this. Some people choose to ignore doors slamming by themselves, things moving about on there own, things turning themselves off and on, being touched in the middle of the night, voices talking where no one is,…

Throw in some shake weight photos and i'll be good to go