See but if I've learned one thing from the walking dead it's that bullets attract zombies so maybe if I attach this to a long stick with some trusty ol' duck tape it could get the job done

Well I know at least one hand to hand weapon I'll be using during the zombie apocalypse

Finally... Who's with me??

All kidding aside. Please leave me alone while I enjoy my bonfire

WTH takes on a whole new meaning after this. What the hail?! Oh haaaail no!

What the hail?!?

What's next the ifleshlight extension?

Yay my 2 for 1 laser hair removal and bleaching is good again!

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What you don't have that rope and harness app?