michaelmenege
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michaelmenege

I can’t find it yet, but there has to be an image out there of Patton Oswalt in Big Fan with his sheet of notes.

This is also Roy Moore’s best/worst pick-up line.

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

This guy keeps going back and forth like Louis CK in a hotel room.

Not to excuse anything, but you know Rand Paul is just the shittiest neighbor you could have.

Your 10-year-old sounds like a neat kid but, unfortunately, given that you have allowed him to be a Cowboys fan, I have reluctantly alerted Child Protective Services.

They were right.

I love that he would have been saved by his hat had he been wearing it like an adult.

CHEEZ DOODLES

“Can we just shut the fuck up and end this?”

Kraft: None of this matters. It’s not like any of you run real teams anyway.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

The announce table splashes were off of ladders, not the top rope.

When Angle’s music played and he returned to the match, it could’ve just as easily been the intended setup for a Roman Reigns comeback.

Trump’s penis?

That would be a real feather in his cap.

dipshit puritan beliefs?

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“She was going with a cinematographer/everybody knew was really a pornographer”

I have a more stringent policy on microwaving fish in the office than the WWE has on steroids.

Because if you’re gonna say “if you will” when making a wrestling reference here on the muddaship, you might as well go full Dusty.