“Coach Marrone, given the current situation at QB, we all know there’s someone experienced available that other teams have been reluctant to sign. Have you considered making him an offer?”

Well Romeo Crennel is not walking through that door, at least given the fact that it’s standard door width.

Wow it’s so rude that you would drop that nugget and not give a name. It can be “allegedly”.

A French sneeze!

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

My Mom & Dad would stop what they were doing and watch it with me because they loved the grownup stuff they threw in.

Typical of a Ruiz to sneak in towards the end of a sporting event and doing better than everyone who started before them.

It could be on the cover of history book for 1950-2050.

Without viagra, they’d all be at half mast anyway.

Came here expectorant to Beavis

OK, I’ve been using lots of euphemisms for he who must not be named but I have to admit , Dolt 45 never even occurred to me. It’s brilliant. It captures his basic idiocy (with the added dash of Homer Simpson’s signature “D’oh!” and his bargain-basement, downmarket image (scotch taped ties, ridiculous comb-over and…

Every time she says “spaghetti”, I want to punch the TV. You don’t have an accent, Giada, stop fucking pretending you do.

ilc i do not recall, snl, i do.

Fortunately, Tepesch will be able to exact his revenge later, through impalement.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

Thanks!

Even if his sister-in-law being a terrible person makes him “controversial”, I think Matt Hasselbeck is officially retired.

His music blows, too.