“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

If I had to guess who now holds all of the Redskins medical records, it would be RG3.

Stop.
Every sonnet isn’t just like Shakespeare. Every lefthanded QB isn’t just like Steve Young. Every dude with long hair and a beard doesn’t look just like Jesus.

This is a really great catch. An amazing catch. It’s certainly worthy of special notice on Deadpsin.

But for starters Willie Mays caught the ball about 420…

Bankrupt? Not when there’s Rhode Island “Almost a State” to bail him out.

Daisy is a very good dog and I hope whatever very bad human abandoned her in a parking lot steps in dog poop every day.

Obviously too early to tell but, as I have written to a couple of Gawker/Deadspin folks, time to do some research and an article on hypertrophic cardiomyopathy (HCM). This was the condition that killed Hank Gathers and is responsible for sudden cardiac events like this one. As many as 1 in 500 people have this and…

I thought you left us, though?!?!!

Darya Fowler seems nice too

“I guess we’ll come out wearing dresses tomorrow.”

I enjoyed the heck out of all 24 hours of it, to be honest.

RTFA, there was another incident where they got fucked by the refs who didn’t notice Urschel checking in as eligible

Your post is so full of evidence that it’s hard to argue with.

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

Not a life-threatening GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE DOME? dude’s fuckin hard headed.

He got shot in the head but it's not life threatening?? Well thank goodness, but wow.

An ultra-talented heel who rarely wins without help....you mean like Ric Flair?