Looks like the advice Jeter got from Assistant to the Traveling Secretary George Costanza has really paid off!

+ 7-9

I did! Right after reading the tweet, I thought, “You fucked up one of the most memorable quotes of the 20th Century!”

I remember a later one as well, where Steve ‘Dr. Death’ Williams was his bodyguard/enforcer. IIRC, JR was replaced with Michael Cole, and Ross and Williams would come out during matches and set up another announce desk in front of Cole and Lawler. I remember one exchange when Lawler asked Cole something about the…

If someone can listen to Luther sing ‘A House Is Not A Home’ and think that Sam Smith is a comparable singer, they are fucking stupid.

Holy shit. +1

Reports say that when talking about Hill, Joe Buck’s erection achieved .7 Rodgers.

Haven’t seen And Justice For All in years, but I thought Pacino was great in it. And so many nuanced supporting roles...Jack Warden as the judge, and John Forsythe as the slimiest fuck imaginable...well...until recently, anyway...

Jim Plunkett? Actually, not even a ‘maybe’. He has 2 rings, but a career record of 72-72.

#metoo

“Maybe the truth is too badass.”

I get your point as well...it’s definitely not an apples to apples comparison. Which makes how Eli is handling this even more admirable.

And it’s interesting how things have come full circle. When Tom Coughlin told Kurt Warner he was being benched in favor of Eli, Warner told him if he was going to do that, he had to commit to Eli and not yank him out and replace him with Warner at the first sign of struggling.

I take the train past US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis every weekday. There are crews out there constantly replacing the exterior zinc plates and the insulating tiles underneath. The stadium is less than two years old and is hosting the Super Bowl in 72 days.

A magnificent summation <chef kiss>.

It was the same thing on FOX, although the Thanksgiving greeting was spoken by an African-American crew member. But everyone else was white. I had the same reaction as you.

Joe needs to get outside more. Why doesn’t he go play in traffic on Banks Boulevard?

I saw a segment about the painting on CBS News last night, and all I could think was, “Is Ken Perenyi back to his old tricks?”

I would argue the game from Oakland is even MORE pleasing than the games from Atlanta or Minnesota because no paid shill no announcer is spending several minutes giving verbal fellatio to the amenities of the Oakland County Coliseum.

Yes it is. Plus, I don’t mind the commercial because it reminds me of this: