No, Orton has legit beef with Bubba going back years. The Dudley Boys wrestled Orton and Batista at the beginning of their careers and were pretty stiff with them. Batista hurt his back landing awkwardly on Bubba’s foot and had to be taken to a local hospital for x-rays. As he was being loaded into the ambulance,…

Why are you linking to an Alex Pareene quote in a response to a Hamilton Nolan column?

Seriously, if you live in the south, you NEED window tint. Cars heat up fast in the sun down there.

I originally read the #2 seed in the ‘El Capitan Regional’ as ‘Yankee Shit King’.

Thank you, but I can’t take credit. It was on Jez last week. But it really is perfect, isn’t it? I shared it with a friend, who pulled out an old chestnut: “Trump is so stupid it takes him 2 hours to watch ‘60 Minutes’.”

Tor - nah - do

Well, that IS what he’s most known for...firing people on TV.

I too was happy when it showed up online. I saw it live and guffawed mightily. Seeing it again proved it really was funny (I miss Phil Hartman). To this day, my wife and I call Bob Costas “Bobe Coast - az”.

I know, right? You grew up in So Cal, knock the shit off.

Save me some huevos rancheros!

This doesn’t have enough stars.

He’s backstage as a trainer, now. Getting good reviews from the NXT folks moving to the main roster.

Not sure you can include Linda in the list of losers. Yes, she lost her Senate run, but she’s now heading up the SBA. Money well spent?

Heh. ‘Tad Dickman’.

If I was going to name an artist with stage fright, Adele wouldn’t have made the list. I saw her on the 21 tour and you would never think she was tentative. She sounded great and in command (and salty!).

Don’t know where you got that...I saw a clip where Montana said, “If I was throwing it away, I would have done it a lot sooner.”

As I texted a friend earlier, if my music collection consisted only of works by virtuous people, it would be pretty damn boring to listen to. RIP, Chuck.

Uncanny.

“Here, have a nice tall glass of Switchel.”

Not to mention having the perfect response: “He’ll never get anywhere showing the world his shortcomings.” I mean, by all accounts Niven WAS witty, but come on!