"Who's a full medal cunt now?"

Thomas Bruso's brother, while carrying on the family tradition, felt compelled to seek his own path.

@rombuu: My thoughts exactly. I'm teased with a "Mamet-style evisceration" and all I get it is a "get your shit together"?

Ah, stories like this make one long for the days when governors of California were much wittier...like when Pat Brown pointed out to a group of schoolchildren that the man opposing him in the election (Ronald Reagan) was an actor...just like John Wilkes Booth.

As a Minnesotan, I have a natural desire to defend my state's musical heritage, but...two words. Louis Armstrong.

@AzureTexan: Between the Melons and the Maters:

@Mitchell Freedman Fan Club:

The best thing about all this? Aside from some postings about Murphy looking like Tank McNamara, etc.—the commenters picked up on the stench of b.s. coming from this posting immediately.

@El Bandito Blancito:

Craggs, I have a serious man-crush for your writing.

"We didn't have the baggy uniforms. We didn't have the dreadlocks," Rice said. "

Yes, 'clamber' would be the word required here.

@Dethzilla:

Godfather reference FTW.

I can't decide...is this the worst boxing match ever...or the best live-action re-creation of Drederick Tatum - Homer Simpson ever?

@ClintonPortishead:

"That doesn't mean the notion of Zach Greinke throwing to Joe Mauer... what baseball fan wouldn't want to watch that?"

I had the displeasure of meeting Fran the Scram in 1974 at a celebrity golf tournament. Lots of athletes there who were glad to sign my program and were super nice (Phil Esposito especially).

>>How does one become a snitch for the New York Daily News? <<

"...Anderson is doing well for himself since two knee surgeries forced him to retire in 2002; he apparently has a production company and a clothing line, in addition to working as an ESPN college football analyst. So why was he hanging out with AJ Soprano in a toilet stall?"