Well, as someone who paid for the privilege of seeing Phantom Thread, I can say that when I got to the “twist”, I literally threw my hands up in the air and said, “That’s it? THAT is what this movie is about???”.

This series is the best and I become positively gleeful when I see another one pop up.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

I think Mike Lombardi is football’s Bill Kristol. Polian is more like Lester Freamon from The Wire. Or maybe more like Buddy Garrity from FNL. Or maybe Lombardi is like Teen Wolf and Polian is like The Challenge.

Headphones AND angled the video so his fellow Greyhound bus passengers wouldn’t see? The guy’s manners are impeccable compared to most of the cretins in the world today.

PFT Commenter was hilarious when he was on SBNation, I haven’t read or seen a thing he’s done since, because.. you know why.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp.

This at least answers the question posed by this morning’s roll call post: “Who the fuck is Dennis?”

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

Did any of you guys get to meet Clay Travis when he was here?

It taught me a lesson in pacifism. Don’t hit me—I’ll hit me.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Shout out to the greatest baseball podcast of all time, Up and In. RIP KG, RIP Professor Parks

I don’t blame PFTCommenter for getting that money, but I realllly wish he had gone to pretty much any other website besides Barstool.

I’m a horrible person who has a special place reserved in hell for me, complete with a velvet rope and a disco ball, because I was distracted by the picture as I read the headline and thought it said “Prince William Opens Up About the Loss of His Hair.”

I am doxing here but fuck him

*has PTSD flashbacks to Greinke’s 58 mph curve in MVP 2005*