I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Oh for fucks sake Charlie Strong is one of the few people in college football who doesn’t seem like the scum of the earth. One who actually takes the idea of helping players grow as individuals seriously. This is a judge in Florida. If Strong is the first thing out of south Florida to have caused you shame, either…

Aw man that hug from the first base coach.

How is a dude named “Caleb Brantley” not a white guy?

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

I only did shrooms once, at the beach, and it was pretty sweet. But I wanted to comment on something else you mentioned, as it really rang true to me.

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

1. My mom theorizes that the Property Brothers are fraternal twins who both got a little bit of plastic surgery to try and pass as identical

2. HGTV’s entire programming philosophy is home renovation + hosts who are slightly “off” in how they interact with one another so the viewer can speculate wildly about their…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Jezebel, ignore this.

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

It’s irrelevant whether this is a good or bad appointment. Sally Jewell has done a fine job, but if Obama let Malia make that decision based on her own personal interests, then the process is fucked and our democracy meaningless.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.