“Standing naked in a paint factory fire”

Admittedly COlOradO Springs isn't nearly as big as Toronto but it's still close to half a million people

John Miller is a goddamn national treasure you vile whoreson

They Pay More.

For The Parting

Nah, just a vial of microfilm revealing the location of his skull-shaped hideout.

Just delightful.

Come now Gents, what right and honorable member of the commentariot only has 2 beers at a baseball game?? Unless you mean 2-at-a-time because Nancy at the craft beer station lets us have an extra on account of us getting her out of that jam that one time. 

Tip of the cap and a shot on the house. That was excellent. 

Take your star jackass.

So, in a little over 9 months, Portland Area maternity wards will be overflowing with “Damians”

You’re telling me you would wear #29 over this beauty? I call shenanigans Shep!

You’re telling me you would wear #29 over this beauty? I call shenanigans Shep!

Apparently the people still prefer Charismatic Pentecostal Denzel. Y'know, the snake-handlin' one.

The one-touch to stepover-dribble was positively Ronaldo-esque.

Golden Grahams has better copy and takes than this Resurrection virtue-jerk. Then again,  Jesus did like hanging out with dem hoes 🤔

Could be a boob, could be a knee, who cares!

Hey hey hey, napping off a hangover on a Sunday afternoon is a golden hour of quiet civility

This is a hell of a good take. Well reasoned and accurate to so many. It also fits my own bias sooo......

This is an evergreen idea

Yeah.... but if you’re too good you get detractors. Sure, he hasn’t been “too good” for a long damn time but he was SO “too good” that there’s still some trivial backlash. Also, feel your feels unless they fuck up your life.