Who the fuck brings Tuna Salad to a cookout?? Your peers sound wack Santos. Besides "You don't win friends with salad!"

Is C.M. Allen gonna' have to cut a bitch?

Enjoy your star Sir.

I’m sorry your family doesn't seem to listen to you. That's tough, no snark involved

Your friend is just getting down "Blanc et Rouge" style like they do in Brussels.

Get the All-Dressed chips and chill out

“Then because people have been lying about food preferences as allergies for the last 20 years”

Their own balled-up fist, etc.

“no attempt at fraud, I was quite clear that I say I have an egg allergy even though I do not”

Ah man, Howell's in Dearborn made a killer olive burger. Well, before the place burned down

“The Mack Brown School of Football Knowing” rears its head once again!

Din’t fuckin’ jugde me frenxhie! 

Oh..... yes it fucking does Sonny Jim. I don’t think you meant any ill will but attempting to deny your intimate partner access to their communication device is “LITERALLY” specified in DV language in most states. And with good reason. One of the most common traits of domestic abusers is the attempt to control their…

You glorious son of a bitch. +1 Rot In Hell

Can we rename him "Mister Bogdangles" already?

What’s especially impressive to me is that his opponents KNOW he has an absolute cannon of a forehand and yet he can still force them to play to his strengths(well...strength) when he's on his game.  What a fun run, hope he keeps his head on and hasn't picked up too many knocks. 

comment dit-on “mon mec” en français?

Levy is much to prudent to sign this deal 😁

+1 ITK

But I know something you do not know....