twas the Principal of the thing ya see.

They sure are taking the concept of a bagman to the extreme.

That’s some high-test Yinzer content. Might as well squeeze the grease out of a Primanti Bros sammich and open a vein

Video? Unproven technology, we use good old-fashioned mimeographs and systemic disenfranchisement thanks very much

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Am I just ruining everyones fun by pointing out that Biden was drawing a parallel for Turmps acting like a 9th grader (bragging about his exploits to the cool kids) and how “High School Era Joe Biden” (FYI, Kennedy was president when he graduated Dave) would’ve handled it?

Aristotle-Calvin-Pike-Ginobli.

Is anyone of the Deadspin regulars knowledgeable about Wire Fraud/Tax Evasion cases? I mean, if they had something on the guy they would either prosecute or try to flip him right? I’m an unabashed homer but considering they charged Book Richardson and others right away..... where’s the indictment for Miller?

Barry, you want to get 3 probably bored and antsy 9 year- olds to agree on anything? Especially after having to sit around for 3 hours? This is a fools errand Sir, I say good day

Well Yeah, Marc’s a total merde stupide

He’s probably more worried about this old white guy

Columbus resident

+1* for cheeky bastards

The only thing that makes bulls games tolerable is their Walking Finnish Murder Machine.

After drinking Pig Dick Rum on a bet in a Ckeveland-Area tiki bar (Whatup Porco Lounge!) Your bitter hate-drink no longer gives me pause

+1 Shoe fulla’ brew

Hey, East Lansing is on the phone, something about your mother? Also, Morgantown just did a shot and took his coat off, listen you gotta go.

Ugh....I’m going to have to defend a fucking Scum Devil?*

Goddamn! I can totally understand someone panicking and trying to ride this out but that entire damn chair? Dear parent or guardian, you fail!

Good on you for keeping it “Billy-Style”. Considering there was a fragment of one (run-on) sentence that summed up the bulk of the post: “needlessly complex theories about how soccer is supposed to be played” maybe think about some peer review before publishing?