I’m not bothered that Louisville cheated. I’m offended that they did it so consistently badly/boldly that they are possibly staring down an institutional control charge regarding the still pending recruiting scandal/FBI probe.

Obligatory Soundtrack

Kudos on the tongue-in-cheek recap and avoidance of constant “’shipper” speculation.

Make the draft part of All-Star weekend as the marquee event Friday. Hold It on court right after the ratings-blackhole Celeb game. One half-speed practice on Saturday before the skills/dunk contests then Sunday we lace ‘em up and go!

93 Finals. Goddamn that Suns team was fun. I remember walking around my gramma’s condo complex for an hour plus trying not to cry after they lost. Still love Chuck

Seems like “The Lady” is getting a raw deal but she has really painted herself into a corner about the sled. Then again, why the fuck is the JBF racing on a sled they don’t own? This isn’t Calgary ffs

Glory Glory Night in Turin to be sure but why bring the carpetbaggers-in-red into it?

+1Shaved starfish

Don’t you mean “Butt”?

Rocket-Powered Cuddle-Pups*

My Mom has 2 of them. The male can at least find the door before shitting. The female is teacup-sized, dumber than a box of bellends, and shits in random places but mostly her own fur. The cat (giant Norwegian Forestcat) knocks them over the second he’s had enough.

Time for “KNOW YOUR SHADOWY CABAL!”

The salary numbers work out to over 287,000k per employee. Obviously some are making much more while many make much less but goddamn that’s eye-popping.

Sigh.....

 So.. serious question:

Where’s the drive-thru daiquiri stand?

It’s pretty fascinating that the sports governing body looked at the combine course and asked for the changes they did. Is GS/Slalom that much more influential or is it that traditional Alpine powerhouses benefit more from a Slalom heavy event?

I immediately had the same reaction so..... don’t feel pedantic?

Can we cover them in dollar signs instead?

Cheers, both night and day!
Now, lust, new pleasure!
Moisten your ash-dry throat!
Forth, brännvin bottle!
Obey Bacchus’s law!