Kampala Sleevejob

Face of god level Kinja

Dear God the “Dickhead LAPD cop clashing with well-intentioned inner-city black man” subplot is as cringe-worthy as ever.

“Some sorta ‘ got-dang glorified fast-pitch softball”

Good ‘ol Rocky Top

 peak Cougs.

Hey hey hey now, Chuck doesn’t chug straight from the bottle, he has the bartender pour it into his mouth waterfall style like an adult.

I love that not once but twice he bobs his head forward almost to dive but trusting that his legs would keep churning. Fantastic run, lovely pass to beat the trap. Good Kinja all around

Hmm... making the most of Tourettes I guess

Ahahahahaaaaa damn quality shade. Sam Brownback and Co. are either functionally innumerate or willfully dickish. I’m saying it’s a bit of both.

Jeets got the keys? He’s gonna pop some sharp rims on that franchise and go cruising SoBe. (Metaphorically anyway)

I want to buy you a steak dinner and a congratulatory high five. This is EXACTLY what I’ve been saying for weeks now. Thank you

“Ooh! Piece-a-candy”

 Does the razor not have drinking fountains??? I’ve never been.

I get that signing Shre-Rooney was about selling jerseys but Christ-On-A-Cracker is he slow. Post-Lukaku Everton could and should be about pacey wing play so Siggurdsson can do his thing in the middle. This season was always going to be a throw-away for Everton but flirting with the drop is insanity.

Melo-shmelo. Still waiting for the day Dolan gets cold-cocked by Walt Frazier

Eegee grinder combo Strawberry. It is life.

Context is King.

50 cents on the dollar. Albeit, a dollar with a higher than average amount of fecal matter.

“Or would”