Yeah sure, that’s a totally reasonable standard to subject oneself to when networking is the single biggest fastest route to advancement outside of your rich daddy getting elected president

Cra, thread response fail

Overblown

^^^This^^^

“Zonal Ball-watching”

Dammit Thompson, Now to find room in my fridge for a 12-pound pork slab.

I’m debating which of my scumbag friends are worthy of joining me to wreck this. Short damn list

Italy hasn’t done this well in open competition outside of soccer since 1938. #ForzaIrrelevencia!

So he’s what 3 years tops from guest spots on The Creflo Dollar Power Hour?

No, you need whey that is a byproduct of rennet and some sort of starter culture to get 2nd cheese

If you’re going all C.S. Lewis this can we get some hot Narnia takeage?

Bronson is Sexcellent but after having seen it a few times, it’s too abstract and disjointed for Hardy to really flex his chops instead of his Delts. (Which JFC he was huge in that movie)

You’re Suspect Tim!

Dave Attel while filming his after-show show for Comedy Central, Got HAMBONE drunk and ended up hanging out at our house. (We were all College underclassmen) He was super nice except for leering at my two friends (one of whom I was sleeping with at the time) and kept calling them lady truckers. It was FUNNY AS FUCK at…

CHuck the stone, NOw you have a Hamdmade artisanal portable baked potato sleeve.

OH DEAR GOD. My good man, tis not a vacuum. Rather, the small pointy needle-like bit in the middle of the apparatus is pushed THROUGH the cork and then air is pushed INTO the bottle created pressure that forces the cork up. That’s if all goes well. If you had a stubborn cork and a suspect bottle, Little Chadwick (of…

Starred for reading comprehension even if the premise that Drew presented did seem to imply antlers.

Weird Boom? What, you’re pining to get back to the halcyon days of 7 and 7's, Cocaine, and shitty cocktails that came out of neon-colored bottles? I mean, yeah I get it.

Necro-Post be damned, it’s “Feed-A-Bunch-Of-People” season here in By-Gawd America and I need to preach the gospel of this dish.

It’s late, where do we spray praise at the Baby Lakers against an ASSSS Kings 4th quarter effort?