It is long. Good find.

It looks as though the highway is steep while the runaway ramp is relatively flat. That may explain the distance “up” the hill.

I'm the friend with the truck who likes free beer.

Earlier she caught those two huge cats fighting one another in that house dress/canopy thing she’s wearing.

My guess from 3,000 miles away and armed with the Internet is that one of those busses had a pretty serious fuel leak when parked that quietly streamed it’s way under several of its neighbors.

Go outside. Drive around.

I do.

‘69 GT Mustang convertible....

She’s thinkin’, “Baby, I’m Bored”.

Those beg for baseball bats.

And these stupid things. Who the hell takes a nap standing up?

The a Mexican drug cartel design that?

I had to go NP if one were to leave it alone. But the color combo begs for change. Black paint perhaps. These will only go up and with a few mods to free up the engine, dial in the steering and settle the suspension and brakes it can become a decent GT cruiser. Start growing the mustache and side burns and pull those…

Starboard! Coming about!

I'll introduce you to my sister in law.

Is that a caboose?!

1968 Mercury Colony Park Station Wagon.

The IOC, and any city council members dumb enough to want this shit-show in their town or state, should be required to take a world tour of former Olympic sites. They should also be required to take and pass an economics 101 course. And an ethics course. And, for that matter, a basic competency test to evaluate their…

Is it required to wear the burqa?

Cars and tools.