So it was the Butler after all?

Dittos.

John Belushi had a daughter?

Nailed it!

Please send them this one.

Jeeves, was that a bomb we just drove over?

It’d be great if that wasn’t her boyfriend but some random dude riding it out for as long as he can get away with it.

I’ll wait 12 years and pull the basket case out of a dusty garage in Canoga Park for 10k, (LeMons $ limit in 2028) bolt a spent Tesla rocket booster on the roof and hoon the shit out of it for 24 hours with my team dressed like MC Hammer.

Philip was laughed off the job site.

They should drop an LS1 in there, yo.

Our regular “ice cream” truck sells plastic pellet guns, fire works, unsavory stickers and even less savory rub-on tattoos. Our neighborhood curb rats love their arms dealer. He looks as though he’d be packin’ a real heater himself.

...and a quick shout-out to Kieth Code in there as well.

In-dash rolling hotdog broiler and bun warmer.

Where else does your leg bend?

We’ve lived in our Porter Ranch, CA home for 18 years. Our pool man, who we call Forest Gump because he’s the oddest nut genius, has been servicing our pool once a week for almost 25 years. We have not had one single instance in all that time of have algae or green water.

I know. And it all takes about 5 plus minutes. I’m after the speed in which this thing gets the job done. Most cautions are waaaaaaaaay too long.

NASCAR, Indy, F1..... They could all use this. For cars too mangled some type of pooper scooper mechanism could be deployed.

Jeanna Edwards, “This wreck just happened around 8 at the dollar store in New Caney that car is at the cage to store how she ended up like that I have no idea but the policemen of their the amateurs are there and SWAT team watch it all”

Women.

Der is German for D'oh!