I'll introduce you to my sister in law.

Is that a caboose?!

1968 Mercury Colony Park Station Wagon.

The IOC, and any city council members dumb enough to want this shit-show in their town or state, should be required to take a world tour of former Olympic sites. They should also be required to take and pass an economics 101 course. And an ethics course. And, for that matter, a basic competency test to evaluate their…

Is it required to wear the burqa?

You should see what one did to the door of my ’69 Mustang two years ago.

Cars and tools.

So it was the Butler after all?

D'oh!

Dittos.

John Belushi had a daughter?

Nailed it!

It’s my snot but purple.

Please send them this one.

Black Panther will forfeit one of his nine lives the first time he tries to tuck this pig into a corner

Jeeves, was that a bomb we just drove over?

It’d be great if that wasn’t her boyfriend but some random dude riding it out for as long as he can get away with it.

I’ll wait 12 years and pull the basket case out of a dusty garage in Canoga Park for 10k, (LeMons $ limit in 2028) bolt a spent Tesla rocket booster on the roof and hoon the shit out of it for 24 hours with my team dressed like MC Hammer.

Philip was laughed off the job site.

They should drop an LS1 in there, yo.