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Our regular “ice cream” truck sells plastic pellet guns, fire works, unsavory stickers and even less savory rub-on tattoos. Our neighborhood curb rats love their arms dealer. He looks as though he’d be packin’ a real heater himself.

Could have sworn I clicked on Jalopnik....

...and a quick shout-out to Kieth Code in there as well.

In-dash rolling hotdog broiler and bun warmer.

Where else does your leg bend?

We’ve lived in our Porter Ranch, CA home for 18 years. Our pool man, who we call Forest Gump because he’s the oddest nut genius, has been servicing our pool once a week for almost 25 years. We have not had one single instance in all that time of have algae or green water.

I know. And it all takes about 5 plus minutes. I’m after the speed in which this thing gets the job done. Most cautions are waaaaaaaaay too long.

NASCAR, Indy, F1..... They could all use this. For cars too mangled some type of pooper scooper mechanism could be deployed.

Jeanna Edwards, “This wreck just happened around 8 at the dollar store in New Caney that car is at the cage to store how she ended up like that I have no idea but the policemen of their the amateurs are there and SWAT team watch it all”

Women.

Der is German for D'oh!

Sketchy brothers. Bet they’re tucked-eared flat-brimmers, yo.

They should offer us Prime subscribers jump seats so we can free-ship ourselves anywhere.

Now there’s a bus. -T

The water is also aerated from the lead boat’s props giving the the trailing boat’s props less bite or “grip”.

Here’s my idea. Stuff the reusable tube with your meal in the order and mix that you desire. Select the appropriate size tip, (meat chunks would need a bigger aperture than oatmeal) and squeeze away! No drips on your shirt, no greasy wrappers on the passenger seat.

Another lost opportunity to proof read an article now read by millions.

I haven’t been in the airport, but I’ve been waiting by the door day and night for 3 months at home for my half of the lottery winnings from some dude in Senegal.

Gone in about 7 minutes according to time stamp. But without any physical damage to the cars dash/ignition. Pretty slick.