It’s old now. And it wasn’t a wheelie that took off the front wheel, it looks as though he was attempting a stoppie, (or whatever the kids are calling it these days...).

Not to mention the lackluster effort to proof read a written creation. It takes mere seconds to shoot evidence of one’s illiteracy and laziness around the globe, you’d think a few moments spent straightening and polishing the product to insure the reader isn’t embarrassed for the author wouldn’t be to much to bear.

Unbuckling the seat belt should be step #1 for any emergency water evacuation. Should seat belt release buttons be on the door sides for emergency situations? Quick release gizmos at the lap and shoulder points...? A cutter is fine as long as I’ve got a few minutes to rifle through the accumulated debris of the center…

Help me out here.

An F falls off of Torchinsky’s headline while pos..... Damn! You fixed it too fast!

The problem is that far too many people need to be, no - HAVE to be - doing something on their digital crack pipe nearly every f’ing hour of their day.

Bicycle gloves, stop watch, no bra, high heels, a Ford GT. What is happening here? Count me in.

The newscaster looks like a two-pack-a-day-three-martini-lunch kinda guy. I miss those days. Everyone was so mellow and unhurried. You ate in the restaurants.

When it absolutely, positively has to get there loudly.

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They should have supplemented the little stack of tires with yellow caution tape. Rally organizers have been using it for years trying to stop cars.

Looking forward to the 360 filming fad to disappear.

She said I could use it.

They’d drop the ransom demands and keep my mother-in-law. She’s so sweet and utterly delightful. She’ll ask if it’s ok to make fresh Toll House chocolate chip cookies when she comes over. And, an added bonus!, her beautiful and smart daughter reads Jalopnik. I’m the luckiest man in the world.

Imagine the global TV rights if he turned it into a real life “Ransome” reality show.

That explains the grounding of the comment.

...with the damn rear window down so we could suck real leaded gas fumes and blow loogies on the cars behind us.

Now they look like my IPhone screen.

Would roof flaps have helped keep it more grounded to ground? Or would they have not mattered once it hooked into the dirt and berms? Another thing, almost nothing came off or broke away from the car to dissapate energy as a purpose built race car does. A home brewed roll cage, (without a center knee joint/kicker…

The helmet looks like vintage Bell. The racing suit seems to be an early 80's Gap number. Are the driving shoes Piloti Spikers?