The bumper mounted lights look goofy. Otherwise the overall design is clean and simple and holds up through the decades.

Noisy and gutless Chrysler Town and Country.

Back in the dark ages of ‘85 I was managing a dock in downtown San Diego where anyone driving a semi needed above average skills to get their trailer backed into our dock. One hot afternoon a lady walked down the ramp to inform me, “Hey, I’ve got a load of fixtures for your store”. As we were just opening the store I…

Oh no you d’int!

Spoke before I read this.... You may have any stars I acquire.

She certainly could use a bacon avocado cheeseburger and a side of steak fries. STAT!

“Which car would you turn into a family story?” ‘69 GT convertible...

How about any prime time show on MSNBC. That way more than 23 people will know about them.

I read the translation with a heavy Russian accent in my head. It helped me understand what he meant.

I know nothing about helicopters beyond spinning and rotating and pitching blades. So here’s the dumb question; Is it safer to point into the wind for landings? I would assume a tail wind would be like trying to drive a car quickly through a slalom course. Doable, but awkward and easily prone to error.

Society evolves. It used to be common place to roar around Indy with only a leather cap. Everyone smoked. Everyone! I bought Lawn Darts with my birthday money when I was 12. Seat belts were only beginning to be taken seriously in the early 70’s. I took riflery as a P.E. elective in High School. Things get safer as…

That’s a stop and go. New board on the other side, bra’.

Gosh darn it! You are special. And you can fix this car.

The co-pilot is making the engine noises.

Society will be contributing to, and paying the price for, this individual’s every need and action for the rest of his, (hopefully short) life. He will contribute nothing, zip, zero, nada to his community and society at large. And there are legions of cretins like him, young and old, who have always been allowed to…

I can start my day now.

Spunky Canyon Rd. to Bouqet Canyon Rd. The logger likely lives in Green Valley - where one lives to get away from things - like schools.

Hey. Wait just a cotton picking’ minute here! This changes everything. Too much click-bait lately on the Jalop headlines.

Start here. It’s life changing for the better in many aspects of one’s day to day existence.

Who let the smart guy in?