Who knows? Behind this German auto burqua could be a real beauty.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t see much evidence of scooters taking off in the states. Certainly not here in Los Angeles where one would think the weather, lack of parking, legendary traffic and look-at-me culture would result in hordes of scootered Angelinos happily buzzing all over the city as if it were…

An Ariel Atom inspired school bus.

Last weekend I was conscripted to drive a rental mini-van with my wife, the in-laws and sister-in-law from L.A. to Lake Havasu and back for their uncles birthday in a funky river bar. The highlight of the 660 mile round trip was AzDOT sign that read, “DRIVE HAMMERED GET NAILED”. Even the mother-in-law got it.

I’ve tried to watch this series. Can’t. I’ve realized that the sound of a race car is a bigger factor in my enjoyment of the sport than I thought. Watching a car that looks like a race car and sounds like a drill gun doesn’t do it for me. It’s a fake fire in the hearth, saccharin in the coffee, a fake Christmas tree.…

He looks 72. And that’s elderly.

One of these guys....

Please tell me the name Rawlins or Monkey isn’t on the registration.

What’s the over/under on a chest-shaving South Beach tool wadding up the first one:1 in the States? I’m in for 11 weeks.

I want this.

Great stuff! Just wasted a lot of company dollars in my office. I wish there were 50 Craziest Moments in Racing of 2015

Now I’m looking’ for a retired cop car! “No, no, no...! Leave all that stuff on her. I’ll take it off when I get it home...”

The cuter the animal the better.

Score one for the good guys in getting something past the Nanny State.

The other goal keeper runs like he’s carrying a five gallon bucket of paint in his shorts.

Yes. It’s a minute slow every 30 seconds. And only the passenger can read it.

I’m his great grand son.

The BMW Z8 innards are ok if you don’t have my ‘69 Mustang GT deluxe interior....

A word not used since the ‘80’s. So I looked it up.

“I’m a bit hooked on very fast Ford Fairlanes ever since I saw what the can do against some......”