Yup.

Through college I had a new ‘79 Kawasaki KZ400 for two years and then “graduated” to a used KZ900. Back then California didn’t have a helmet law and I didn’t have any brains to encase in a helmet had such a law existed anyway. The KZ400 was purchased in Sacramento on a cold fall day so my heavy jacket, boots, gloves…

Is proof reading an article with four short paragraphs, that is sprinkled around the globe in seconds, too time consuming?

Perkies.

#8 all day. The first tool, part or piece of equipment you’ll need at the track, (or job site/dock/range/stable/hanger/campsite) is the very same one you stared at for a long time in the garage at home and thought, “I never need it”.

Randy Grubb, of Blastolene Tank Car fame, needs one of these power plants. It’s a ridiculous exercise of my-dick-is-bigger. It’s too bad this monster will sit under wraps in a little jewelry box of a car rather than on a platform where it’s brutality can be seen and utilized in an over-the-top creation.

Cockroaches do their best work in the dark. Sunlight, please! These programs need local hard-ass Attorneys General to begin fumigation operations in the jurisdictions they call home.

It’s just the way things are now, hombre.

After 30 seconds I looked down at the time remaining and bailed out. I want my 30 seconds back. Oh, the inanity!

This early design came from Remulak, a small town in France.

Kitchen drawer liner. I have the same stuff on my ‘04 F-150 dashboard control stack.

Then 23 more people will be up to speed on the situation.

Ottoplane. Pure genius.

Then there’s the guy at the bend in the road running across the track in front of the Porsche.... Too many rally spectators are direct participants of Charles Darwin’s theories.

Is 19 too young for a public viewing of a mug shot in Maine? I’d hate for her to miss out on an opportunity for a potentially un-lucrative place on a certain Jalopnik calendar...

I’d like it to look like it wasn’t designed by a 14 year old with an unhealthy addiction to transformer comics. That thing is visual headache going in 10 different directions. Hideous.

F series. 282hp 3.5L VCT V6 up to 860hp 6.7L Power Stroke Turbo Diesel.

I would like to have a track ready ‘66 Shelby Gt350. My alter existence would be asa ‘67 Ferrari 275 GTB/4 N.A.R.T. to bask in eternal admiration and be doted on like a king.

1:1

G’s, T’s and/or R’s must be in name. And K!