'Bizarre plot contrivances…' Really? In a Zombie flick?
The movie rocks, and aged better than mostl. Which can't be said for many mainstream movies, let alone those in the Horror genre.

SWEET!

…or "Redoux"

I really liked the 'Mitchum lying out his ass-crack' line.
Now THAT'S articulate. ;-)

So you want them to be more faithful to the definition.

Actually, out of DeVito it sounds good.