“Reminder: Crazy Taxi Is Still A Thing And It’s Still Amazing”

i’m pretty sure no one else played this version of crazy taxi besides you. we all know and love the sega one.

I’m confused, was there ever an OS X port? I played on Dreamcast:

That’s not the crazy taxi I remember...

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Seems likely. Otherwise it’s a hardware fault in the left Joycons themselves, which would suck but presuming a quick replacement wouldn’t be a huge disaster. Better to have to replace n% of left Joycons than n% of Switches.

It’s amazing what people can do if they put their minds to it.

This is so much better than Wii U’s horrific UI that I’m almost crying out of happiness.

The meta of Super Smash Bros always does this. Everyone gets pissed that a character has some kind of apparent exploit, and then they realize, “Oh no, wait, actually there are 50 ways to counter it, we just weren’t thinking outside the box at first but we decided to complain before even trying,” and then, and only…

FYI, Only The Weather Channel names winter storms. No one else.

However, since it is old-school and requires a link cable, you can beat the shit out of the person on the spot.

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6'4 200# and still searching for a good chair that fits my height without assuming I’m 300#.

I ordered a Titan, it’s not coming until mid march... I’m about 6'0', 260 though so probably not same kinda tall as you. But if it still matters to ya and I can remember I’ll let ya know! 

Xeodrifter was good but Axiom Verge came out a few months later & it was kinda like the 8-bit (NES) to 16-bit (SNES) overlap. Axiom just felt more refined.

I can promise that I am and will be continuing to follow this closely!

Totally agree, and I’d go even further. The corporate metrics are the ones driving that misbehavior, which wouldn’t be happening without this scheme to begin with. The whole scheme sounds like something some idiot straight out of B-school dreamed up - “we’ll measure performance based on their metrics, just like we…

See this is EXACTLY what Kotaku is good for and should do more often. Actually call out GAMING related companies and businesses that conduct shady business practices at the expense of their employees and gamers alike.

I love how Bartel in that memo takes zero responsibility for the corporate practices contributing to the “disappointing” behaviors you described.