Because you're a kid bashing his action figures together with an active imagination.

I totally agree with your third point. I have played some songs and missed perfect critical because of those directions after a hold chain. So annoying!

The last thing is what has been a bit of a problem for me (That and I find you move pretty slowly)

That's so true. Higher FPS doesn't always translate to better experience.

You know what game I really want to see on Steam already? FFXII. Also, on Vita.

Yep. Did you ever see the end of Dinosaurs? Everybody dies.

I'll write it up as a bug tonight :)

I wrote that line specifically for you.

also, he did this like two weeks ago.

God Damn, I wanted Prof layton!

What a treat of nostalgia, thanks for the article Jason.

there's a special place in hell for pirates. Would you steal someone's baby? or torrent a Jesus? because it's literally the same thing.

I like that idea.

Oh snap, is that true? All I read was that they were a studio that had mostly made mobile games. I didn't realize they were ex-Bizarre Creations. I must've missed that. That's great news!

HOLY SHIT. A real, legitimate, rational counterpoint?! How do I bump your Stars up to 9,001?!

I appreciated this, too.

Yay! A text rundown of what's on the video! This should happen so much more often, as I usually browse Kotaku while at work, and can't view videos.

That's it? You archived the original and got rid of all the comments? Patricia needs to apologize about villifying Temkin. How can you say you think everyone is presumed innocent when Patricia herself had this exchange with Dude Guru in the original thread?

I want a season 10 where Jack only uses a sword.

FOUR YEARS LATER!!!