Two things...

I wish somebody would monitor my spirit recovery.

No, they won’t. Otherwise they’d have asterisks by Schumacher and others as well.

Someone watching old Top Gear episodes?

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

For all the shit rightfully said and thought about this woman and how she should never be allowed in society again, think about the person whose front bumper is gone in that video. That person didn’t even have time for life to flash before their eyes. Talk about fucking insane, can you imagine just rolling into a…

Anyone miss the good old days before the internet and social media when teenagers did stupid stuff like this and only a few people ever knew?

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

IT’S GOOOOOOOD!!!!!

In before someone points out he didn’t conjugate the past subjunctive. He’s using the more literary form of 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222223322222222

I resonate w/ what your cat is saying in this piece. :3

an excellent new voice in journalism.

No, he survived on Keystone Light. Please stop insulting beer. 

Yeah this guy survives off nothing but beer and its a harrowing tale of survival

You ever get so mad on a message board you committed what amounts to treason?

...okay, this is legitimately goddamn funny. And it just goes to show how dangerous discussion forums bullshit can be; some people will go to any lengths to win an argument on the internet. 😂

Normal man living at home with a working car survives on beer for 2 weeks. 

Drift machine with 31 HP

Behold:

You mean the Veloster N?