Hoonigan Garage is full of twat jockies.....there I said it.

I’ll tell you what it is.

Urban myth, at least me and my buddy Ben Shapiro have never been able to find one.  

Beautifully said. My Neon had much more...charm, than my Cruze. Is the Cruze a “better” vehicle? In every objective way, 100%. And maybe it’s nostalgia bias, but I even feel that way when I have to drive our shitty 24-year-old Corolla. There’s a simplicity and feeling that is missing from today’s rolling social-isolati…

Cars all became our friend who aced the SAT, got his business degree, and is now doing a solid job raising his two kids in the suburbs while working his way up through middle management at a regional accounting firm. He’s a good friend and can hold his liquor on the semi-monthly occasion he comes out with us.

Bad juju in death truck but the teal sure brightens up your day!

So can you confirm if those 2.6 out of 5 star ratings are justified?

These dicks ain’t gunna measure themselves!

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

David to his city that is actively monitoring his hoopty count:

The current one. The kindergarten kid’s block toys with wheels on them era.

My dad cooked. My parents shared the cooking duties fairly evenly.

I might have to take a break on this column until the used car market becomes sane again.  Or, maybe I’m just getting old.

from: Shane Morris <Shane @ email redacted>
to: NHTSAWhistleblower@dot.gov
date: Jun 15, 2021, 5:54 PM
subject: Shifter hazard in 2009 Honda Element

All for some journalist or commenter on the internet to complain about it.

It’s one of those things that always gets overlooked, but holy shit does it look hard to build a car. From design to manufacturing, everything is complicated. Like, some dude (more likely a team) had to design, test, and build a machine to deliver a seat at exactly there right time to exactly the right place, and it…

That two door Pathfinder is sex.

It isn’t creepy, it is funny.  I always get a laugh when I do it, well at least I laugh when I do it.

Twitter was a mistake.