When are they gonna make an ultra-lightweight Challenger?

*starts reading article*

And today, most cars have them built-in

“9. Driveway under-car drip-spot camera and logging system

Looked like grass from going off

Nerd!

My friends and I used to play a game called ‘Signs’ in high school and college. The premise of which is that the driver and  passengers in the car who are drinking would throw their empty beer cans at signs along the road; ie speed limit, deer ahead, etc. Only done on rural roads, never not usually on main roads. This…

Where do you buy your weed?

Maybe some of the brain dead people do that

I think you missed what I was getting at. I was the most genuinely nice and helpful person to people because that’s how I want to be treated; and ya sometimes when they left you turn off your filter and vent to your coworker to release the frustration. We would never be rude to a client no matter they said or did. I…

What a world that would be; maybe in an alternate universe that happens

Ya that makes me kinda sad, I loved being able to speak intelligently and enthusiastically about our cars; made easier since they were AMG’s, M’s, Porsches, etc.

Ya that’s bullshit. Unsurprisingly, there are a lot of salesman who know nothing about cars but know how to sell.

Ya I don’t blame you, there’s a reason I am a former employee

“Why? I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it because I fucking need to.”

As a former dealership salesman, this is exactly how we talk about people. We see a lot of jackasses that we have to be nice to so we blow-off steam when we can

Edward Bauer

LIT

Love the absurbness

No chance of accidentally having kids is a tune we can all dance to