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Recently he was asked what the greatest threat to the U.S. Motor Industry was and his reply was nuclear weapons...

It’s nice looking , but man fuck you Tesla for convincing all the other automakers they can be cheap bastards and just put EVERYTHING in a damn screen.

If there’s one thing everyday Americans are most concerned about, it’s definitely Elon Musk sending people to Mars next year.

If Trumpster wins, we still won’t go to Mars, because that’s still decades away from being possible.  Muskrat is just trying to seed an excuse for when he blows past his timetable once again.  How many times has said he’s solved autonomy, it’s only government red tape holding it back from a public rollout?  This is

He makes pretty cars. That’s pretty much it.

Yup. I grew up in Eastern PA (basically a distant suburb of the NYC area) in the 80s/90s and even then, as a teenagers, my friends and I knew he was a fake/loser/con man. I hope the rest of the country wises up fast, but I’m not optimistic.

“Dewey, Cheetham & Howe” comes mind on how his administration would be run.

Unfair, I don’t think I should have to get what THEY deserve. I don’t deserve an assclown for a president. 

It would be even more fun if it looked stock. Like the old beetle on a 34 ford chassis that used to torment muscle car owners in the Detroit Metro Area...

I hope, if nothing else, this story dispels any myth that wealth is synonymous with higher intelligence.

Gotta ask Barron. He’s good with the cyber.

There’s no other answer. Shortest slideshow in Jalopnik history. 

When did everyone become so boring with their answers? I’ve done this in a C6 Z06, a C63 AMG, a C7 Z06, a 991.1 Turbo S, a Raptor, a GMC Diesel, and an R8, and the Turbo S was the clear winner, followed very closely by the C7 Z06 (manual of course). The Turbo S wins for it’s more comfortable seating, AWD, and more

When will automakers learn that the interior is the LAST place to cut costs? Especially a brand like Cadillac? I can get the same experience from a Yukon Denali as I can from an Escalade. The window switches and other switch gear is the same as on a rental special Malibu. I may be pointing out GM here, but every

I agree.

Counterpoint - due to a mechanic buddy being between shops, I had mounting and balancing machines in my garage for a couple of years. It is nasty, dirty, hard work to mount and balance tires and I will cheerfully pay $100 on the relatively rare occasions that one of my cars needs tires to NOT have to do it myself. And

Please. If the Orange Turd can wipe himself with the Constitution, then a simple case of MG misappropriation shouldn’t cause any loss of sleep.

I can’t believe that new VW electric van is going to be $70k. Just ridiculous money for a vehicle like that.

Oh please, the negativity is just wrong. Where are you going to find another one of these - and a manual!!!$ I think Sideshow Bob has it pegged just right. Take my money!!!

I had an ‘81 200SX coupe I bought used in 1987. It was no racecar, but it was unkillable. Like a big metal cockroach.