It would be even more fun if it looked stock. Like the old beetle on a 34 ford chassis that used to torment muscle car owners in the Detroit Metro Area...

I hope, if nothing else, this story dispels any myth that wealth is synonymous with higher intelligence.

Gotta ask Barron. He’s good with the cyber.

There’s no other answer. Shortest slideshow in Jalopnik history. 

When did everyone become so boring with their answers? I’ve done this in a C6 Z06, a C63 AMG, a C7 Z06, a 991.1 Turbo S, a Raptor, a GMC Diesel, and an R8, and the Turbo S was the clear winner, followed very closely by the C7 Z06 (manual of course). The Turbo S wins for it’s more comfortable seating, AWD, and more…

When will automakers learn that the interior is the LAST place to cut costs? Especially a brand like Cadillac? I can get the same experience from a Yukon Denali as I can from an Escalade. The window switches and other switch gear is the same as on a rental special Malibu. I may be pointing out GM here, but every…

I agree.

Counterpoint - due to a mechanic buddy being between shops, I had mounting and balancing machines in my garage for a couple of years. It is nasty, dirty, hard work to mount and balance tires and I will cheerfully pay $100 on the relatively rare occasions that one of my cars needs tires to NOT have to do it myself. And…

Please. If the Orange Turd can wipe himself with the Constitution, then a simple case of MG misappropriation shouldn’t cause any loss of sleep.

I can’t believe that new VW electric van is going to be $70k. Just ridiculous money for a vehicle like that.

Oh please, the negativity is just wrong. Where are you going to find another one of these - and a manual!!!$ I think Sideshow Bob has it pegged just right. Take my money!!!

I had an ‘81 200SX coupe I bought used in 1987. It was no racecar, but it was unkillable. Like a big metal cockroach. 

How do you know the other car had adaptive cruise control on and it wasn’t just bad driving?

I can’t wait for the Luddite Editions to come out. 

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Any exhaust that sounds like gun shots or could be described as “brap brap”.  In car subwoofers.  Any forward facing lights that aren’t installed directly from the manufacturer.  Window tint past whatever percentage is required to safely block out the sun, and window tint on a windshield full stop.

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

That’s a feature and not a bug, though, isn’t it?

I have to take issue with “however, they were pretty bland cars-” They were not. Remember, at the time, they were like stepping into the future, if you were used to what american cars were at the time. My dad got one (a metallic sandalwood wagon) as a company car and it was just... WOW.