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Someday, man, someday, I hope, that I would understand what people see in Donald Trump. He’s as charismatic as a piece of soggy bog roll, just as intelligent, too. What is it that people see in him? After all these years I still don’t get it.

Look we’ve dealt with Trump as political force for 8 years, 4 of those with him as president. It should shock no one that he has the object permanence recognition of an infant.

Ragebait will definitely get you clicks, but well thought of articles can too. I remember Jalopnik used to have some really good interview articles and investigate articles. Can we get back to that? I feel like the only reason I'm still here is the comment section and it's a hot or miss if that is even working.

It’s not the desirable body style... and perhaps the 4-door never will be. But it’s also 1/2 to 1/4 the price of a same-year Torino in the coupe/fastback/convertible body styles. The usual “in today’s market” correction applies, but I kinda like this as a starting point for something interesting. Conservationalists

No shitter, no RV

I want to read the Maverick article but I keep getting autoloaded to a Root page. I can’t be the only one.

I want my mother to live closer in a smaller house somewhere walkable, but she’ll die in that house in the middle of nowhere rather than give it up. Shes scared of the city, obsessed with being able to buy a 50 year old hutch i will end up needing to move out with the others when she passes, and has that mindset that

You got towed because the Secret Service thought your car might be a security threat and/or they and the local police decided to clear the route as early as possible to allow for further security sweeps.

Rivers usually are among the best places to find fish.

How are you doing? It’s amazing. It’s so amazing. We should send you into, I’ve always said get some of these guys. I have a lot of friends in that world. I don’t know. I think, isn’t Roger Penske, like, a great guy? The guy won 20 Indianapolis 500s. This guy (pointing to Childress) wins all the time. I mean, we

Elon is the only reason I don’t have a Tesla sitting in my driveway right now. I can’t be the only one.

“...and that is why on Day 1 of my presidency that I will outlaw EVs and hybrids and mandate a payphone be installed on every street corner in the country! And not just payphones, but coal-powered payphones!

It’s a moving computer. Throw your lappy out a 2nd story window....say, into some grass, and you’ll get just enough damage to bork it but it wont look unborkable. Yet it is, b/c 2.3 million different electrical connections need to be intact and some of them are now in fact tact, and ya don’t know which ones, and you

For the cupholder easter eggs, the middle is clearly a ‘59, I’m assuming the one on the left is some form of V16 like this ‘37. Is the right not just the Sollei?

That was proven to be a hoax

We just are so much better than this.

$19,500 is a lot, but the car tries it’s best to look the part. I don’t know if the V8 swap hurts the value - maybe someone spending this much wants something all original or would prefer to spend less on a fixer-upper. I just don’t know much about TVRs other than random shit from old Top Gear episodes, and those were

This is like a middle-schooler running for class president on a platform of ‘only chocolate milk in the cafeteria!’

There are not “two clowns” running. One is a well-intentioned old guy. The other is a narcissistic, evil, fascist, traitorous, old-guy. Know the difference. 

Just for comparison sake, the ligther F150 “3.5L PowerBoost™ Full Hybrid V6" is 5260 lbs meaning 130lbs lighter than a freaking M5. And the heavier version is 5606 lbs, so only 216lbs heavier than the new M5. And the heavier V8 F150 is 5143lbs, still lighter than an M5.