Every child psychologist in the universe says that it’s important for children to learn through play. I’m going to listen to them instead of this dingbat.

She’s the closest thing we have in modern-day celebrity culture to the feigned stupidity of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in the early aughts, and I’m holding onto her for dear life.

And there’s the irony with someone driving a vehicle like this and posting an I DID THAT sticker... They really DID DO THAT (or at least heavily contributes) with their vehicle choice. 

A 14 year old can give birth to her rapist’s baby, but she can’t check out the Diary of Anne Frank at her school library because that's inappropriate content.

Paint by Rustoleum.

This Lamborghini is more elegant than that... thing.

go to another dealership

“This totally fits the bill except for the two main things you stated...”

That Lexus is a TERRIBLE recommendation. There’s nothing fun or zippy about it. It’s a Prius in a fancy suit. 

I’ve driven hundreds of cars all over the world and the Lincoln Mk IV that I drove in Canada in the late 1980s still sticks with me.

I’ll go with a NP for someone who’s into big and retro. Last year before the big stupid bumpers too.

“Spicer says he doesn’t believe the people that participate in this kind of thing are bad people.”

Her father Michael Cichan, who perished in the accident, was a Botany Professor at ASU.  They have a wonderful scholarship in his memory. 

It has a high creep factor for some reason.

I somehow doubt he wants to take a chance with Tesla build quality.

This one is easy for me but it’s very specific. Buick Regals in general but my Mother’s 1980 custom ordered with T-Tops. White with maroon interior, color matched pin striping. The Buick Rally wheels and raised white lettered tires (pretty new then). I turned 16 in 1984 and got to drive it occasionally. The only…

“Whistle toning”?

I find it to be a feature. Nobody asks if they can drive your car once they realize it’s a stick shift.

GET OUT MAH WAY!!!

Is it a mental health crisis though or are they just a massive piece of shit who’s finally done enough for the spell to break on it just being written off as eccentricity?