One of my coworkers owns 4-5 cars at any time, with the collection best described as “an assortment of interesting beaters.” One of them is a Buick Roadmaster Estate with the license plate “LONGBOY.” It’s an amazing car:

9pm so dark

I find it funny you decided to criticize unknown things, like what the victim was wearing. You should be able to wear whatever clothing you want and not fear being struck and killed by a vehicle.  For all we know she was lit up like the Times Square Ball.

my Charger

I live a bit over an hour from Niagara Falls, and I’ve previously lived in Windsor. A sudden preponderance of FWD aero-era sedans with vinyl roofs are by far the clearest sign I’ve crossed the border. They might not scream ‘Murica!, but as a Canadian, these are the most American to me.

What other country could (or would) produce the 1959 Cadillac, then paint it pink no less.

I believe they use some type of Croc sandal

Hell of a good decision on Justin’s part. Stressful, high paying, jobs are a deal with the devil. The money makes it seem alright at the moment, but those jobs leech away your life. Usually you end up financially worse off anyway, as you try to by your way to happiness. Source? Far too much time in the legal…

Mediocre singer is generous. If you pulled 10 random young women off the street, 3 of them would be as good as she is. I was working at a label in the early part of this century and when we got copies of her first album, we though it was a literal joke.

I respect JLo for what she has accomplished, even if I don’t love most of her work. To me she’s a mediocre actor, mediocre singer, and an excellent dancer. Her massive level of stardom seems to be attributed to the aforementioned ambition and that “star” quality some people just have. I really don’t think she’s been…

Lopez is in the midst of preparing for her Super Bowl performance, when she learns she has to share the stage with Shakira, another fiery Latina. She immediately declares it the “worst idea in the world,” and her manager, Benny Medina, echoes the sentiment: “It was an insult to say you needed two Latinas to do the…

Lopez describes how that chaotic period made it difficult to take herself seriously as an artist, and how it killed her self-esteem and made her doubt her capabilities. Ben Affleck has a quick cameo where he recalls asking Lopez about how she deals with the harassment from the press.

NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

What happened to it?

RL5 4th generation Honda Odyssey. Split screen shenanigans that is very not easy to upgrade. Sure - I’ve seen it done here and there, but even when you try to work through the “find me a new radio” wizard at Crutchfield, they basically just laugh at you with a touch of sadness for your woes.

Your reporting on Griner is so bad.

I want a Lesabre. Smooth, reliable, comfortable, wonderful economy. Sign me up. 

I mean, the counterpoint is that Amber’s team really did not have to pick Guthrie. They were part of picking where she would do the sitdown.

I’m not saying I believe Depp. But frankly speaking, this...

I looked on Autotrader to see what $6-7k buys these days. It’s 95% hot garbage.